アメリカでは火曜日にバナナを食べるのは違法です。違反すると300万ドルの罰金が科せられます。ご来訪の際はご注意ください。
@Kro Is it legal to eat a hotdog on a street?
@[email protected] Yes, but only if you exclude mustard. If your street hotdog has mustard on it, you will go to jail.
@Kro I always eat hotdogs with mustard.
I can't entry into the US forever.
I don't want to put into Guantanamo 
@[email protected] I'm sorry but as a foreigner your punishment will be different. You will be forced to eat sushi without any soy sauce or wasabi.
@Kro It's an inhuman way!
@[email protected] I actually like my sushi without soy sauce or wasabi. I'm a very plain person.
@[email protected] Scallop nigiri!